- Phil Mayers
- Dec 11, 2023
- 4 min read
Updated: May 17
BLAH
Have you ever been in a Blah Mood, with nothing much to do?
When suddenly out of nowhere, something fantastic pops up and lifts you into the Clouds? Well, it happened just that way to me. It happened when these Very Unusual Short Stories somehow popped up into my somewhat off-centered brain. And (Lucky for me!) I was able to write this uplifting little eBook for you and me to see.
And (Lucky for you!), the Short Stories in this eBook can lift you into the Clouds. And in case you didn’t know it, today is (Be Kind to Yourself Day!). So please, relax, have fun, give yourself a hug, pat yourself on the back, loosen-up and enjoy this fantastic little eBook! And (Lucky for you!), you can immediately download this eBook, and it can be yours for the amazing price of 1United States Dollar (1USD).
These very unusual #ShortStories will allow you an opportunity to dare to be different and take a relaxing journey off the beaten path. You will provide yourself the pleasure of keeping things simple and smelling-the-roses. And why would you want to keep things simple and smell-the-roses? Well perhaps because you deserve it!
AND AS YOU GO ON THROUGH LIFE, WHATEVER YOU MAY DO, NEVER EVER GIVE UP HOPE! AND YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE! (As quoted by our good friend, Dr. Phil)
And speaking of keeping things simple, I've decided to sneak this simple little dissertation on The Uhhhh Word (which is one of The Very Unusual Short Stories in this BIRD BRAINS UNLIMITED eBook) into this Blah Blog, so we can venture a little further off the beaten path and enjoy (a Blog within a Blog).
A Blog Within A BLOG
Have you ever used The Uhhhh Word? Or for that matter do you have any idea what Uhhhh means? Well, I too have no idea what the word Uhhhh means? But I have used it quite often (Especially when I was in High School!). As a matter of fact, have you ever even heard of The Uhhhh Word? Well FYI (For Your Information!) for your information, I just tried to look up the definition of The Uhhhh Word in my new Dictionary, but, of course, I was unable to find it. So, what I’d like to do is give you an example of how I have used The Uhhhh Word in the past, and perhaps you and I can come up with a suitable definition of The Uhhhh Word. And we can send in a request to submit our New Word to the Dictionary People.
Here is my example: I was sitting in my English class (minding my own business) when, my teacher surprised me, by calling out my name and asked me a question. Out of my mouth came a slow Uhhhh? (Which of course, was a delaying tactic) to allow my brain time to come up with-some-sort-of-an-answer? My next move was to ask her to repeat the question (Which of course, was another delaying tactic). For after all: (1) I was not listening (2) I didn't study (3) I was embarrassed, and (4) When she repeated the question, she was obviously speaking in some Unknown Foreign Tongue, for I had no idea what she was talking about? But believe me, this wasn’t my English Teacher's first Rodeo. She just happened to be very familiar with this same old song and dance. She popped me on the top of my head with her friendly little ruler (as she quickly moved onto her next victim). I wanted to tell her she was interfering with my Doodling but was afraid that might make things worse. (But what the heck!) not all people are understanding and compassionate.
By-the-way, please don’t forget to let me know if you can think of a good definition for The Uhhhh Word. And if we are lucky, they might acknowledge us in the forward to the next addition of the Dictionary, or at least give us some-sort-of-a-prize for coming up with A New Word. Perhaps our definition could be somewhat like this: 1. Uhhhh A delaying Word, a confused Word, a drawn-out Word, a Word that denotes a searching, and a scanning of the ole grey matter looking for an answer. 2. Uhhhh A desperate Word, usually followed by some sort of excuse (Which, of course, would probably be a Lie!). 3. Uhhhh A repetitious Word. A Word that has been repeated so many times, it will probably get you kicked out of class.
P.S. I hope you enjoyed this Blog, and before this day is through, I hope you might join me and become a Blogger and write a Blog or two.
READING BOOKS AND BLOGS IS LOTS OF FUN!
(As quoted by our good friend, Dr. Phil)
In closing I would like to thank you for reading my Books and Blogs, and hope you enjoyed them. And I also hope, you were stimulated to start writing your own BOOKS and BLOGS. And if you do start writing, you can have lots of fun and become a fellow blogger and put AuthorBlogger behind your name. And who knows? Perhaps one of these days we can have lots of fun and create: aconfederacyofbloggers abloggerssociety.
PLEASANT WORDS ARE LIKE A HONEYCOMB SWEET TO THE SOUL AND HEALTH TO THE BONES. (Proverbs 16:2)
I would also like to thank my favorite Coffee Shops: CC’s Coffee©, Starbucks©, PJ’s Coffee of New Orleans©, Scooter’s Coffee©, and Reve Coffee Roasters©, for gifting me with many pleasant, yummy cups of coffee. And, as my dear sweet mother, Isabelle Smith Mayers often says, “#COFFEEGIVESYOUCOURAGE”. So, you must have a YummyCupOfCoffee when you are Cooking. And I will always be thankful to her, for serving me a delicious cup of Folgers Coffee© in bed, every morning, before I started my day.
Dr. Phil D Mayers, Author Blogger
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