- Phil Mayers
- Apr 10, 2024
- 2 min read
Updated: May 4
10.SNOT
YES, IT IS, NO-IT’S-SNOT!
(As quoted by our good friend, Dr. Phil)
Would you pardon me a second please? I think that I have got to Sneeze. I mumbled.
"Please be quiet he snapped! I can’t concentrate! Your, constant Sneezing I really hate! Can’t you see the sign that says: Quiet Please! Which certainly pertains to your Resounding Sneeze!"
Well, I really don’t know what to do, it seems I’m always going Achoo!
"Look, I really don’t want to be unkind, but I think your problems are up in your mind."
That’s a pretty-deep-thought, but just what do you think? Are you suggesting I go see a Shrink (A Shrink is a Psychiatrist Doctor that treats Mental Problems).
"Well, I really can’t say but it’s often said, a lot of our problems are up in our head."
That may be true I’d be the first to agree. But I’d prefer to see an ENT (An ENT, is a doctor that treats Ear, Nose, and Throat Problems).
Well, we went to see the doc and Mom asked the question, "Can anything be done for my son’s Congestion?"
Doctor Judd exclaimed! "Goodness knows, I've never seen so much CRUD in a Nose! It looks like we'll need the SuctionPot. This little boy is full of SNOT. And I know just what I’ll do, why I’ll prescribe a pill or two!"
But the Big Nurse screeched! (Like it or not!) Let’s give this Little Booger a Shot!
I darted for the door, but the floor was slick, and that BigNurse was-really-quick! And before I knew it (Like it or not!) she Pinched My Behind and gave me a Shot. I let out a Scream and a Tear or Two. It was the Worst Experience I’ve ever been through!
READING BOOKS AND BLOGS IS LOTS OF FUN!
(As quoted by our good friend, Dr. Phil)
In closing I would like to thank you for reading my Books and Blogs, and hope you enjoyed them. And I also hope, you were stimulated to start writing your own BOOKS and BLOGS. And if you do start writing, you can have lots of fun and become a fellow blogger and put AuthorBlogger behind your name. And who knows? Perhaps one of these days we can have lots of fun and create: aconfederacyofbloggers abloggerssociety.
PLEASANT WORDS ARE LIKE A HONEYCOMB SWEET TO THE SOUL AND HEALTH TO THE BONES. (Proverbs 16:2)
I would also like to thank my favorite Coffee Shops: CC’s Coffee©, Starbucks©, PJ’s Coffee of New Orleans©, Scooter’s Coffee©, and Reve Coffee Roasters©, for gifting me with many pleasant, yummy cups of coffee. And, as my dear sweet mother, Isabelle Smith Mayers often says, “COFFEEGIVESYOUCOURAGE”. So, you must have a YummyCupOfCoffee when you are Cooking. And I will always be thankful to her, for serving me a delicious cup of Folgers Coffee© in bed, every morning, before I started my day.
Dr. Phil D Mayers, Author Blogger
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MINDY LOU AND SISTER SUE
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